Monkeys.....now who doesn't love monkeys?! They're funny, intelligent and there are some beautiful species, yet apparently not approachable. Here are a few facts I thought funny about monkeys, selected at random ;)
- Monkeys do not like to be touched (unless instructed to do so by Monkey)
- Do not make direct eye contact with Monkey for more than 4 seconds
- Monkeys have an IQ of 174
- Monkeys have no patience
- Monkeys love to be massaged, however, do not rub Monkeys the wrong way
- Monkeys can and will exhibit outbursts of sudden and deadly rage if provoked
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